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The Real Eggman Lyrics The Real EggmanThe Real Eggman Lyrics by CCE
May i have your attention slaves!
I will have your attention slaves!
Will the Real Eggman please stand up?
Will the REAL Eggman please stand up?
*thud* I can't!
You all seem like you never seen a round guy before
Stomach all over the floor
Like somebody who ate through a billion coors
I've been eating hours before the first rest and que
And now I planned a rap for you to in bore
I weigh so many pounds, its true, im not kidding!
I don't go to work, my robots do my bidding
Sonic says No wait!...Sonic says, He's still alive! GAH!
I probebly got a couple screws in my bots loose
But its nothing worse than whats going on in Rouge's Bedroom
Sometimes I just wanna go to the Death Egg and Destroy
But I cant! Cause I need those Chaos Emeralds!
Sonic Smash's like this, Sonic Smash's like that.
And he somehow manages to stomp on my decks.